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Post by freeformschooler on Dec 4, 2011 15:07:41 GMT -5
>See what other useful things you can find.  If there's one place you can find useful things, it's in your BOX OF USELESS USEFUL JUNK. You named it so because it's full of USELESS USEFUL THINGS. They might be USEFUL to somebody else, but they're USELESS to you. You open it. Inside is: One (1) HUGE SLAB OF METAL. Your friend GK sent you this as an early 13th birthday present. He doesn't understand that there's no way you could even hold this thing. Not only is it a piece of junk, but it also weighs more than twice the size of his already massive ego. You stuck it in the BOX and never looked at it again. One (1) HUNK RUMP: RADICAL RED RUMPS EDITION. You read it for the articles, alright!? One (1) OLD PIZZA. You stuck it in the box in case you were ever hungry for an EXTRA WIDE moldy piece of trash. Yeah, like that'll ever happen.
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repentantAntagonist
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Post by repentantAntagonist on Dec 4, 2011 16:25:37 GMT -5
>Wow, yeah, that is all worthless. Pester one of your chums, see if they can think of a way to get your axe back.
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Post by freeformschooler on Dec 4, 2011 16:55:47 GMT -5
>Pester one of your chums. You are getting increasingly peeved with this test of character. In the meantime, it looks like one of your chums was already trying to contact you. Guess it wouldn't hurt to pester them back. --apprenticeLumberjack [AL] began pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 11:28 AM--
AL: HEY, LUNATIC, WHAT UP?
RL: n0t much
RL: just r@ssling the GODD@MN @n@COND@S 8@ck into their p3ns.
RL: wh4t y0u d01n?
AL: JUST GOT BACK FROM EARLY MORNING LUMBERJACK PRACTICE. MY DAD IS ALL ABOUT THIS 'UP BEFORE FIRST LIGHT AND KILL 5 TREES' CRAP.
AL: BUT WHEN I GOT BACK, MY AXE WAS GONE!
AL: LIKE I JUST LOOK AT MY STRIFE DECK AND BAM. NONEKIND.
RL: w0w that r3ally sucks
AL: ANY IDEA WHERE I MIGHT LOOK?
RL: j33z
RL: why @re you @sking me
RL: i'm 413000 miles @way remember
AL: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M OUT OF IDEAS ALREADY!
RL: w@it your @xe is @ fire s@fety @xe right
AL: YEAH.
RL: h4ve y0u ch3ck3d th3 gl4ss thing?
RL: lik3 wh3re th3y norm4lly k33p those 4x3s?
AL: WHOA, NO I HAVEN'T. I THINK I'LL DO THAT REAL QUICK. BE BACK IN A FEW.
RL: w4it i w4s gonn4 4sk you
--apprenticeLumberjack [AL] ceased pestering ragingLunatic [RL] at 11:28 AM--
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Post by iceball3 on Dec 4, 2011 17:32:40 GMT -5
>Add pizza to your inventory. Also, open door to vent out the room, there's too much dust and mold smell in it.
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wymar
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Whatcha gonna do about it?
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Post by wymar on Dec 4, 2011 19:41:36 GMT -5
>Venture outside of your room. You may find some clues about the whereabouts of your beloved weapon.
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heliman
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Post by heliman on Dec 5, 2011 13:48:33 GMT -5
>Respond to snake loving lady
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Post by repentantAntagonist on Dec 6, 2011 5:10:22 GMT -5
> Throw out that pizza, that can't be sanitary.
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Post by freeformschooler on Dec 6, 2011 10:35:04 GMT -5
>Add pizza to your inventory. Yeah, that's not happening. You only have one SINGLE SYLLADEX CARD, and you're not gonna be able to captchalogue anything else without SPLITTING it. >Venture outside of your room. You may find some clues about the whereabouts of your beloved weapon. Alright, now you're out of your room. It WAS getting pretty moldy and dusty in there. Beside you is one of your DAD's LUMBERJACK-THEMED MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS. It's not even a funny one. Your DAD loves to collect these from the Internet and print them out. The fire axe glass thingy is down the stairs from here.
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wymar
Iceball Fanclub Member
Whatcha gonna do about it?
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Post by wymar on Dec 6, 2011 11:12:22 GMT -5
>Try not to think too much about that song.
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heliman
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Post by heliman on Dec 6, 2011 13:04:43 GMT -5
>Examine wall nipple.
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Post by freeformschooler on Dec 6, 2011 13:24:58 GMT -5
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Post by iceball3 on Dec 6, 2011 16:19:11 GMT -5
>Go down the stairs and closely observicate the axeglass with your eyes. See if you can pierce through it with a cold gaze of knives.
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Post by repentantAntagonist on Dec 6, 2011 17:55:39 GMT -5
> Examine Single Card sylladex.
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