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Post by freeformschooler on Dec 4, 2011 11:54:20 GMT -5
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Post by lrcp on Dec 4, 2011 12:08:45 GMT -5
Alexander Emmerson
i'm so original i know
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Post by LeonTheKiller on Dec 4, 2011 12:09:03 GMT -5
>ALEXANDER EMMERSON
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Post by freeformschooler on Dec 4, 2011 12:23:28 GMT -5
>Alexander Emmerson Your name is ALEXANDER EMMERSON. You are 13 years old, and a little under-exposed to society at large. You used to live way out in A FOREST in the middle of nowhere, and despite the fact that they can obviously afford a HUGE HOUSE, your parents don't get you much in the way of electric media, aside from a barely there internet connection. You have a fairly short list of enthusiastic INTERESTS, including FANTASY NOVELS, of which you have amassed a hallways worth of bookshelves for, AXE THROWING, despite the fact you misplaced your throwing axekind strife specibus, and a fairly recent interest in PIZZA, which you believe might be ambrosia. Your pesterchum handle is apprenticeLumberjack which you believe has a hilarious acronym, AND YOU SPEAK AT A MUCH HIGHER VOLUME THAN NECESSARY.You are currently standing in your room. What will you do?
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repentantAntagonist
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Post by repentantAntagonist on Dec 4, 2011 12:27:35 GMT -5
>Inspect book on the floor.
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Post by LeonTheKiller on Dec 4, 2011 12:36:00 GMT -5
>Inspect Lines on the wall behind you that cannot possibly be a Door.
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heliman
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Post by heliman on Dec 4, 2011 12:39:09 GMT -5
>Consume the magical cheese and tomato-sauce pastry disc.
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Post by freeformschooler on Dec 4, 2011 13:06:39 GMT -5
>Inspect book on floor  Oh, great, it's your favorite book, LUMBER FOR JACKASSES. Your DAD got you this because he is convinced that being a LUMBERJACK is exactly what you are going to do with your pamsy-wamsy life. Honestly, you don't know what you want to do, but you're pretty sure it isn't brutally murdering trees. You keep forgetting to read the second half, though. You should probably put it in your INVENTORY.
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heliman
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Post by heliman on Dec 4, 2011 13:18:05 GMT -5
>Hassle with lumber-based sylladex
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repentantAntagonist
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Post by repentantAntagonist on Dec 4, 2011 13:19:04 GMT -5
> Captchalogue it with your tree fetch modus.
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wymar
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Whatcha gonna do about it?
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Post by wymar on Dec 4, 2011 13:21:08 GMT -5
>Check Strife Deck. If it doesn't contain the Axekind specibus, look for it.
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Post by iceball3 on Dec 4, 2011 13:39:30 GMT -5
>Put it down and open the "door".
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Post by freeformschooler on Dec 4, 2011 13:50:48 GMT -5
>Captchalogue BOOK You CAPTCHALOGUE the LUMBER FOR JACKASSES book in your single GIANT SYLLADEX CARD. If you want to CAPTCHALOGUE anything else, you'll have to SPLIT the card. >Check STRIFE SPECIBUS You check your AW HELL NO. Great. That's just great! Someone's taken your trusty FIRE AXE, leaving you DEFENSELESS. You bet this is one of your DAD's famous "character-building" tests. Now you have to find your FIRE AXE, the act of which will undoubtedly involve personal humiliation and a grand old laugh from your old man.
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wymar
Iceball Fanclub Member
Whatcha gonna do about it?
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Post by wymar on Dec 4, 2011 13:58:24 GMT -5
>Set something on fire, hence activation the automated fire-defense system, enabling you to get ye axe. No, that's dangerous. See what other useful things you can find.
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Post by leonthekiller on Dec 4, 2011 14:28:55 GMT -5
>Use your None Kind Specibus, reveling it to be the most OP Kind Specibus ever.
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